DoctorFlapsnot's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[mychocopie_ep3]

shit

fuckin weird...oh and there's no porn at the end, unless you like to masturbate over two chocolate candy things kissing. I tried it, and it took me three hours to shoot my veiny splurge gun.

[sisters,brother,andhotmom]

yeah but

Why was the mom hot? I didn't see why the joke has to to have a hot mom in it to work. Although I'm not complaining. She had great milksacks. Yummy Mummy!!!!

[The Entity Strikes Back]

boring

yawnsome

[When a raven get thrist!!]

well...

nice grafix, nice sound, but possibly one of the worst ideas ever. Bird drinks water out of a bottle with a straw after failing to raise the level by dropping rocks in. WTF? How did you imagine that was a good, strong idea for toon? I had to watch it again in case I missed some clever joke. Unfortunately I didn't. It's a shame because the animation in itself is fab.

[Father Christmas]

Hmm

Not bad, but it's amazing what a difference a great soundtrack makes. if you watch this toon with the sound down, minus the excellent Danny Elfman composition it all starts to look and feel a bit wanky. Sorry, didn't do a lot for me. Plus I thought the ending was a bit daft. It seemed just tagged on to the end as an afterthought.

thegreatmoleman responds:

Hey! I said CONSTRUCTIVE comments!
OK, the sound track rocks, but isn't that part of what goes into a good animation? Good choice by me more like.

And who are you to say how good or bad it is anyway? Especially giving out 4 when it is easily better than that!
For your info the ending wasn't 'tagged' on, it was thought out. It has more than surface meaning.
Go and watch 'tribute to animators',number 2 in the portal at time of writing.
It reminds me of you.

[Hermaphrodites Preview]

shit

Do you even know what a hermaphrodite is, you fucking mong? This sucks.

[Tribute To Animators]

Blam

So what you're saying is that people who blam stuff are only allowed to have an opinion if they make flash themselves? Bullshit. I've never made a flash toon myself, but that don't mean I have no idea what good animation is. I don't give a flying fuck if your crappy toon took 6 weeks to make...if it sucks, it sucks, plain and simple, and you'll get a blamming for it regardless of all your effort. I thought this particular toon was ok, but that's all, just ok. Graphics? Ok. Sound? Ok. Nothing special. What you need to do is stop fucking whining about getting blammed and start putting your obvious talents toward making some great, original Flash.

[Dildo Man]

Dude

Keep tellin your jokes in your locker room...just don't subject us to them.

[FLASH Fables - 3 Lil Pigs]

wow

you really are very talented as a flash artist, there's no doubt about that, but i think you need to get some writing help. Such a lot of work went into such a crappy idea, hence only half the score it should have got. Great visuals though.

[THE FUNK 2003]

bad

but not as bad as some