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All 12 game Reviews

dr yeckyl and mr ride dr yeckyl and mr ride

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Too damn hard. Make it easier! SHIT DAMN FUCK that was annoying.

Name Your Rock Band! Name Your Rock Band!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Nasty Asshole Soup is my fave. Album coming soon!

Internet Hacker Internet Hacker

Rated 2 / 5 stars


If anything this has opened my eyes to the sad, pathetic lives of the losers who call themselves hackers. May they all go out and get girlfriends.

GTA Flash GTA Flash

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Ha ha ha

Tthat was the funniest fucking thing I've seen on NG for a ages...the huge, impressive build-up with the titles, the atmospheric, dramatic music score, followed by a completely wanky game. The people don't move! The car has no engine sound! Nobody screams when you run them over! Complete Wank! Great intro, though.

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Duck Killer 2 Duck Killer 2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Well, you certainly hate ducks, I will give you that.
I rather like ducks, with their big flat beaks, their funny little waddles. I also enjoy fucking them. So hey, let's all just stop shooting ducks and start having hot quacky love with them instead. Vive la orange sauce! FUCK A DUCK!

John Major - Super Lover John Major - Super Lover

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I won

I did it on my 2nd go with one hand. Turd of the week? Why? I don't get that at all. It's just a fun little game. And as for all the yank Brit-bashers, go drizzle a pig in maple syrup and wash it down with a gallon of coke, you huge-buttocked lardsacks.

BloodBug BloodBug

Rated 3 / 5 stars


not bloody bad. haahahhahahahahha


liimp dickhead liimp dickhead

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Kinda sucky

But method man ejaculated on his face. That makes MM gay, no?

Xiao Xiao 9 Xiao Xiao 9

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Thank you for making me say the word 'fuck' so many times during your evil game. I fucking hate that purple bastard.

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death-defying obstacle 2 death-defying obstacle 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


wow...move over, Solid Snake.