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Young Padewan...

...the force is mediocre in this one.

ShadowLancer responds:

You spelt Padawan wrong.
I dunno, I'm rated as your fifth favorite movie in your profile... yeesh.

Yuk

Dude, there is WAY too much meat in that sandwich, I mean look at it, it's all nasty and spilling out the middle and shit.
It reminds me of my grandma's vagina, and that's why you are getting a big fat zero, pal.
NOBODY reminds me of my granny's fanny. NOBODY! Y' here?

Brilliant

I saw this a few months ago on Camp Chaos and laughed my tackle off then, and it's just as great the 2nd time around. Great graphics, professional sound, good voice-overs...so why hasn't this had more views/votes? This is great, professional-looking stuff.

Prison Bitch

Awww. Bless that poor little convict and his ravaged anus. Psycho should be locked up for doing that to him...oh, he already is!

Utterly fantastic

This was fantastic. Moving, captivating, emotive, with a definite Spielberg feel to it...what more can I say? The simplest ideas are often the best. My only critiscism is the soundtrack...although the Poltergeist music works wonderfully, it would have been nice to hear an original score. I know it wouldn't have sounded so 'grand', but it's amazing what you can do on a good synth these days.

Brilliant, brilliant stuff.

Hmmm

Magic flying axes? Decapitation? Mutilation? It passed the time.

"Splay those peachy bumcheeks, Lady Marchmont, for my anal probe is fully-charged, and it SHALL NOT BE DENIED!"

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