DoctorFlapsnot's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[StarTrekLove]

not bad

The spectacle of Spock boldly going where no man has gone before, (ie Kirk's chocolate starfish) was one I could have done without. Nevertheless this is a step up from the usual NG fodder, hence the score. I gave you a zero for sound as I've heard it many times before. Live long and prosper.

[Strawberry Teh Cock!!!1]

damn clocks

I can only re-iterate what other reviewers have said. Clocks suck, plain and simple. Only about 5% of Newgrounds viewers actually like the Clocks, so why do they bother makingf them? Well the reason is that they all enjoy being in their little 'gang', and sucking each others dicks over their crappy Flash efforts. I shall take great pleasure in blamming this each and every morning until it fucks off completely.

[Christmas Values]

Pah

Bah and a great big fucking humbug.

[MK: Outtakes]

Great

Loved this...lots of imagination, nicely done.

[End of the world]

...

Look, dickweed if you're so fuckin ashamed of your OLD MOVIE then why submit it? Stop getting so uptight about constructive criticisms. Personally I thought the movie was okay...the ending was a bit abrupt but it was okay. What gets me is your constant defensive whining that it was an "old movie' you found. So fucking what? You still submitted it didn't you? Jeeeeeeeeeez!!!!

jasoistheman responds:

ok "dickweed"...im not ashamed of this movie...im just telling the retards like you that giving me tips on this movie wont help...let me spell it out for you. i made this movie a long time ago...and ive made more since then and ive gotten much better all the way to the point where my movie was at number one for quite a long time...you tips might have been helpful back when i made it...but the only reason i submited it was to give some people a good luagh...and the only reason i keep saying its an old movie is becuase that means i made it a long time ago and i dont need the tips now. do you understand now slugger? good.

[Male Love]

phew

Phew thank god for that! I assumed from the title that this would contain man-on-man fisting, felching, and butt-stuffing gayness. Change the title man, it sounds like a gay porn movie!

[Angry kid: c.c.k]

YES

Hooray! A victory for common sense! Blast those fruity Unclefuckers to death! Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you bastards!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!

[NINGA death squad (part 1]

Terrible

Okay, point one. Since when did a 'game' become something that you have no direct interaction with? What you have submitted here would be a 'movie'. M.O.V.I.E. And a shit one at that. However since you tried so hard to do the sound effects with your mouth, I won't blam you. Try going to flashkit.com, they've got hundreds of royalty-free sound effects there for your pleasure. Fuck, why have I spent so long on this review? One thing I will say though is that it doesn't deserve turd of the week, much like the John Major Lover thing didn't either. Who decides what is turd of the week anyway? Fuck this I've said my piece. But why do I find that I can't stop writing? Well I'll tell you why, it's because I'm trying to find an excuse not to do any work, and if that means writing a ten thousand woprd essay on some wanky flash toon then so be it. FUCK here comes the bos

[Dangers of Alcohol]

Shit

Studies show...that making shit Flash makes you a LOSER

[Bush & Blair Show]

Damn

Can't somebody come up with an original idea about Bush and Blair instead of them just dancing?
Surely a Flashtoon where we see Blair forcing his entire tongue up Bush's lower colon would be more amusing. And more realistic, too.